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HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


MATHEMATICS -




NEVER UNDERESTIMATE - The power of stupid people... In large groups


TAGS: never underestimate stupid people
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

Dogger - November 1, 2012, 2:04 am
Those are Mongoose. Were not talking one deadly animal faced by a horde of silly and stupid prey animals. We're talking one deadly creature face by a horde that consider him an easy lunch.
Densaku - June 23, 2012, 8:05 pm
NEVER UNDERSTIMATE... The sheer power of numbers. 'cause even a cobra can only bite once at a time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2012, 9:49 pm
That's not a pustule, It's half a twinkie.....You need to stop snackturbating while drunk.
ICEMAN - March 8, 2012, 9:37 pm
Yeah, I have this pustule on my backside, you mind taking a look? Thanks RL, you're a real trooper. ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 8, 2012, 5:56 pm
If your question is in light of the conversation between me and IceMan, then no, nothing to look into, mere joke from my side, I a**ure you.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:53 pm

hi fella's. something you'de like me to look into or shall we move along?
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 8:59 pm
Will it be rude if I say: "Still you" or should I just keep that to myself?? lol
ICEMAN - March 7, 2012, 8:45 pm
Who's the pessimist now?


HAKUNA MATATA -


TAGS: no worries mate
Rating: 4.86/5

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crystalballer2829 - July 29, 2010, 2:22 pm
Awesome!


Love, Dishes -


TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.68/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


UM YES MS. SNOOKI - Your Ultrasound pictures are back, and we're fairly certain who the father is,


TAGS: only a russkin troll wouldmatewithher
Rating: 4.35/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:16 pm
This isn't what we wished for!


THE CHEESEBURGER - McNugget Large Fry Pizza God Bless America


TAGS: ultimate pizza
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
Dr. Pepper, a semi-automatic, a dagger, measuring ***e?? and BBQ sauce all in the same picture is disturbing enough w/o that full of win pizza. 5 extremely worried lions.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:52 pm

I love Dr. Pepper.
Airman - July 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. I never saw the gun.. I was too busy studying the ingredients and weighing what the consequences would be in making it.
Claire - July 20, 2010, 4:38 pm
Agreed.
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 3:52 pm
Dr. Pepper and a handgun get 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 3:32 pm
HOLY SHAT! That is just disturbing!


CATASTROPHIC FAIL - when "epic fail" just doesn't quite say it...


TAGS: ultimate mega super fail
Rating: 3.21/5

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pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
just a tip. there's already been about a million Fail posters already


PRINCESS EILONWY - Yes, she IS a Disney Princess! (Suck on that, Cinderella!)


TAGS: disney animated animation princesses princess the black cauldron
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by jalford

Losifer2 - March 6, 2012, 1:58 pm
What movie was she in?
fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:37 pm
"Suck on that, Cinderella," so fits her personality as 'princess'.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:47 pm
DUDE srsly!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
crappiest


SIMPLICITY - The Ultimate Sophistication ... Though Not Always Correct ...




I met my soulmate she didn't. -


TAGS: six word stories miss met soulmate she
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

spacedog - August 4, 2014, 11:26 pm
Out5tanding.
Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 11:15 pm
The ugly truth...
Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 9:27 pm
Place the doll in a furnace, "There."
GaryO - August 4, 2014, 7:52 pm
Show me, on the doll, where it hurts.


THE MAXX - Coolest homeless person EVER!




marriage advice #3 -


TAGS: affair illegitamate son
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

nicholsjoshua15 - January 21, 2017, 10:43 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:57 am
Like a BOSS!!!!!! Well played, RL!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


SOUL MATES -


TAGS: soul mates never meet hammy
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 1:25 pm
Ah well
forseti - October 18, 2010, 9:39 am
"zpellingk"? Is that another Dutch term I don't know already?!?*fg* Amstel is not that bad! Grolsch was great when I had the best holiday of my life on Texel. Sorry Hawa, even you're bored, the story is nsfw, can't tell you why it was the best holiday! ;)
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 8:34 am
I was just making another attempt at humor... failed once more.
culos - October 18, 2010, 7:19 am
Inside joke,Forseti knows....Sorry
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 6:56 am
Wait Your Being A Grammer Nazi To German... Irony.
culos - October 18, 2010, 6:49 am
Have another Amstel ;-) Who knows, it might improve you zpellingk
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:28 am
...and with "don't" I mean "doesn't"...
forseti - October 18, 2010, 5:51 am
I met her. But my girlfriend don't like her... ;)
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 5:11 pm
Can You At Least Pm Me The Story.. My Life Isn't Very Exciting..
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 4:47 pm
I will just say that she was from Boston, Massachusetts and I was from Volgograd, Russia.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:41 pm
Do Tell Us The Story..
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 4:36 pm
Sounds like me and my wife.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:28 pm
Hehe You are a lucky man, most likely mine is a nazi..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:22 pm
Knowing my luck, I fliped her off in traffic, or she's a bulemic lesbian who lives in France.


THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes


TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by JSburley

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


AL GORE - The planet's rectal thermometer


TAGS: liberals democrats climate congress funny
Rating: 3.3/5

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Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:11 pm
Best way for a more accurate temperature reading.
WTFO - March 13, 2009, 11:42 pm
Very nice, comment. Made me laugh, thanks.
Narutarded - March 13, 2009, 10:49 am
The planet has a fever, and the only cure is... MORE COWBELL!!!


ALCATRAZ -




TOO LATE MATE - I got my booze... I got that chick.. You get to loose... Yeah! You look sick..


TAGS: booze chick loose sick mate
Rating: 4.05/5

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motifayk - September 1, 2011, 3:24 am
hmmmm.... :)
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 5:31 pm
OK, Move along. discussion belongs in forums or PMs
motifayk - August 30, 2011, 1:07 pm
I don't know about that. I have never seen proud atheists or believers, by definition of believing believers can't be proud! I think it is conviction. Believers are so as they can't see any other way, atheists argue because they can't figure out why? LOL
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:30 am
I think it's pride is what does it. Some people just can't handle not being believed when they think they're right.
motifayk - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
Very counterproductive. I don't know if there is God, but I don't see the effects of one. The hard time believers give unbelievers is making me more of an atheist. After all that sweet talk about unconditional love, they go harassing and swearing....
CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 1:14 am
I believe there is a god, but I don't like it religious people give a hard time to unbelievers. That's counterproductive.
crankyhead - August 28, 2011, 4:38 am
5plendid
motifayk - August 28, 2011, 1:57 am
Yeah! Nero has been round attached to 666 in various ways... After all I am called the satan in many religions for supporting atheistic ideals...
CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 1:00 am
Glad you like :-) Looking back, I could have also said 140nero. Some say that's who John was referring to because the numbers represented by the letters of his full name adds up to 666
motifayk - August 27, 2011, 6:38 am
Great! ha ha
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:46 am
The last 3 numbers of the post number is 666
motifayk - August 26, 2011, 11:27 am
Post # 140?!
CloudchaserS - August 26, 2011, 10:32 am
Post number 140MarkOfTheBeast


BEHOLD ULTIMATE STUD DORK - YOU WILL NEVER REACH SUCH HEIGHTS OF UNADULTERATED DORKINESS




HIS NAME IS MOK - So thanks alot.


TAGS: mok my name is rock rule and heavy metal animation animated
Rating: 1.88/5

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BoneCD - August 1, 2009, 7:37 pm
That's a 1...You're going to f***ing die!
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
*"... you know wot's ..."
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
jalford, Hun, listen up, k? First you make some friends out there in the real world. Then you say to them, "Hey, you wot's cool ...." And just make sure the part that follows "cool" is age approprate to your (unfortunate) audience.


GORILLAZ - Only cartoon characters can rock this hard!




MATERNITY - Luke I'm your Mother


TAGS: mother maternity star wars stormtrooper leia skywalker
Rating: 3.25/5

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Buhyakka - June 1, 2011, 5:38 am
"aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
hootizz - June 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
Hah.., funny stuff...., I wonder what the family dog looks like..??


GRANDMA - She's all set for the U.F.C. Pay-For-View


TAGS: grandma ultimate fighting championship
Rating: 3.4/5

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levinkatz - June 18, 2013, 8:33 am
It adds an extra flavor to your favorite tobacco product, liquor, wine, beer and once some genuine WV mountain 'spring water' delivered in a mason jar.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:41 am
Who's ever heard of smoking wine from a pipe anyway? jk.


BABY STEPS - Push to enter.


TAGS: maternity
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - January 11, 2013, 8:55 am
Good'n Uggy
PapaFox - January 11, 2013, 6:26 am
It's nice when doctors have a sense of humor. ;)
Sho - January 11, 2013, 12:14 am
Hahaha


INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE -


TAGS: science disbelief climate change obvious
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:12 am
Thanks, I'm not sure everyone got the point of this poster.
kion89032 - November 6, 2012, 12:59 am
anthropogenous? nopes.


GLOBAL WARMING PROTESTS - What? The Earth's been cooling for 10 years? And there's a blizzard out there? We're still marching! I already got the permits!




THIS MANY ZEROS - the cheque from Huaneng Power International had on it...




BRIDGING THE GAP -


TAGS: tools materials muddy water
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 8:40 pm
Excellence.
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2011, 1:48 pm
Am5ome Space!


TECHNICAL SUPPORT - The Ultimate Anger Management.




CLIMATEGATE - The Hoax is revealed. Who are the Deniers now?


TAGS: climategate global warming hoax
Rating: 2.5/5

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WTFO - November 29, 2009, 9:54 pm
There is a DVD you should be able to find (and some clips on YouTube) called and Inconvenient Truth or a Convenient Fiction. Done based on climitologists' work vs politicians' scare tactics. Check it out.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 7:38 pm
hmm, how would we know that? Fahrenheit didn't invent the mercury thermometer till 1724. So how would we have a base temp 300 years ago to measure against? Might want to recapitulate your statement
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 7:29 pm
A concerted effort to conceal info that contradicts their BS "settled science" that climate change is man-caused. Let me enlighten you, the Earth was h**ter 300 yrs ago than today. Hmm, no SUVs no coal plants. Think the Sun has more to do with the temps?
Derek - November 26, 2009, 4:05 pm
60 Megabytes of e-mails and we find that some scientists don't work cooperatively.


KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND - You will get me in Return


TAGS: ssc ultimate aero
Rating: 2.08/5

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Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:36 am

catch22...no best friend


THE ULTIMATE REDNECK - has been found


TAGS: redneck ultimate
Rating: 1.91/5


PANDA PASSION -


TAGS: panda mate scientist cancer cure
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - March 30, 2013, 9:32 am
So does Ebola, and at least cancers can be treated.


COLLEGE ROOMMATES - Just enough immaturity to keep things fun




MATESHIP -


TAGS: man love mate beer friend
Rating: 4.9/5

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jimnc - August 29, 2011, 3:28 am
Must be Civil Engineering students. As a Weld Engineering student and a brewer, you don't f*** with a mate's beer and you don't trust anyone not a mate enough to hold their beer. I always say those Civil Engineers should be called Civil Architects.
Verdeckt - August 29, 2011, 2:43 am
Only engineers would make an otherwise simple and pleasurable activity so unnecessarily convoluted.
jimnc - August 28, 2011, 11:38 pm
Why engineering?
Verdeckt - August 28, 2011, 7:07 am
I 5ee engineering students


GOD IS AN IRON - If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an Iron.


TAGS: the ultimate irony
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 20, 2010, 8:17 am
I never should have loaned you that Spider Robinson book.5


NO BOATING ACCIDENT -


TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!


CHECK MATE -


TAGS: check mate chess calendar dad
Rating: 4.52/5

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Verdeckt - November 12, 2011, 9:15 pm
Yet another frightening look into your checkered past *hat, coat.. Door*


MATERIALISM - Pastor Wright is against it


TAGS: materialism pastor wright
Rating: 2.52/5

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LogicDude - December 12, 2008, 9:01 am
I think the poster above me is from the Department of Redundancy Department.
Redundant Man - December 11, 2008, 11:13 pm
Redundancy - I'm against it, and I'm also not for redundancy. Also, my name is Redundant Man. I was named the Man of Redundancy.


TOOK AN AK 47 - Out from under his hat Blew Batman away with a rata-tat-tat


TAGS: lincoln ultimate showdown of destiny ak 47
Rating: 2.04/5

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spitfire111 - December 10, 2008, 9:07 pm
nice to have one... but i wish i can concealed it as a normal hand....


Dear Board Of Education -


TAGS: schools students education bored material
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:36 pm
Thanks little.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:09 pm
Love it!! :D


A PRISON SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR - In Brazil, Inmates See What They Are Missing As They Linger In The Yard




MEMORIAL DAY -




THE GRIM R@PER -


TAGS: soul mate
Rating: 3.21/5

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WHAT TIME IS THIS? - It's dinner time!




PHOTO BOMBER - This is the ultimate


TAGS: ultimate ph**o bomber
Rating: 2.11/5


PAPILIO TEMPESTAE - The Quantum Weather Butterfly responsible for all the freak weather. (it has nothing to do with global climate change)


TAGS: quantum weather b***erfly papilio tempestae rnr global warming climate change
Rating: 1.5/5

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speedracer22 - January 10, 2012, 8:55 pm
F ake A nd G ay


DROPPING OUT -


TAGS: letters playmates playboy girls
Rating: 5/5

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foresti - December 1, 2010, 5:34 pm
I don't answer rhetorical questions!
Derek - December 1, 2010, 4:45 pm
You read it?


IMPLICATIONS -


TAGS: check mate darwin
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:21 pm
Ha!
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:20 pm
*S M I L F (let's try that)
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:19 pm
*S****
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
No, but man was I tempted. The blonde one there is a S**** -- a**uming of course that there is NOTHING at all misleading about the advertisement.
Airman - July 8, 2011, 3:17 pm
did you ever order any?
Sean - July 8, 2011, 2:37 pm
Just for the record, I am aware of the fact that "checkmate" is all one word, but I think the tags are more obnoxious the way I did them. No. Really. It was deliberate.


PLANNING -


TAGS: dating choice embrace amateur
Rating: 4.54/5

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Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:10 pm
Story of my life...LOL!


IMPASSE -


TAGS: stalemate bridge gap friendship marriage
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - September 25, 2012, 6:02 pm
Thanks guys
Sho - September 24, 2012, 6:08 pm
5&f
mariand - September 24, 2012, 4:53 pm
WOW!...amsome


I Want You To Want Me -


TAGS: want have mate rednecks weddings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 30, 2013, 12:03 am
Wow...then I guess I'm an exception and if that guy is my choices, very happy to be an exception. Teehee.
chickenlittle - August 29, 2013, 11:52 pm
This pic just confirms my theory that there is someone for everyone! :)
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:25 pm
They actually made history... first couple to marry outside their own immediate family... teehee.
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:23 pm
Well I'd have to guess, by looking at that poor bugger, she was...once!
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:20 pm
I think that's called fatal attraction dear Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:12 pm
No credit for hers? Hey at least she didn't embarrass herself by wearing heels...teehee
JesusWept - August 29, 2013, 4:40 pm
Beggars can't be choosers hehe.
Reality Lord - August 29, 2013, 4:11 pm

perfect match. they each took one for the team. YAY....btw...who is on top ?
GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:22 am
I’ve always been revoltingly attracted to shin lard. 5 Lumps
ughomer - August 29, 2013, 7:16 am
DORK HUBBY'S SHOES MAKE THIS POSTER A WINNER, PWISSY!


Puppy Love -


TAGS: dogs littermates cute animals love
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - September 8, 2013, 10:06 am
I was going to use that as a title, but I thought is was so obvious I'd have someone nailing me on that. When I first so the ph**o, that's exactly what I thought, Bobb.
BobbEdwards - September 8, 2013, 1:50 am
Bet their names are Yin and Yang


Weights and Potentials -


TAGS: forum poster evolution liberty estimates
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 4, 2014, 7:38 pm
just yer rindend……I’ll bring the vodka
Greeny - September 4, 2014, 7:15 pm
awww, you're just sayin that to get a piece of me...
GaryO - September 4, 2014, 8:33 am
Have I told you lately how much...how much I...I...well...I love you, Greeny. There, I said it.


the simultaneous selfie -


TAGS: ultimate selfie proof of love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:26 am
...not as much as they love themselves.


Twisted Words -


TAGS: sentence read different meaning will giveaway material goods
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:59 am
punny...sorta


back alley dentists -




Greed -




hindsight -


TAGS: spiderman person cellmate too late
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 9, 2013, 4:33 pm

lol


marriage -




The soulmate of my dreams -


TAGS: soulmate sporre poison love radka
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - January 9, 2014, 8:40 am
5L'S.


pursuit -


TAGS: soul mate
Rating: 4.91/5

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MRS MOTIFAKE -




SUCCESS - When you can't remember those who came with a warm smile... to give you whatever little they had... You've made it real big in life...




You -




7 Billion Key Individuals -


TAGS: global warning study climate change
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - December 29, 2013, 5:46 pm
You 7 Billion Maniacs! You melted it down! Ah, d*** you! God d*** you all to hell! (George Taylor, Planet of the Apes….sorta)


YOUR NEW DORM ROOMMATE - have a great year!


TAGS: creepy roommate
Rating: 4.54/5

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Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 7:37 pm

Won't be a dull year. No way she'll out-crazy me!


ESTIMATION -


TAGS: estimate overestimate mariand
Rating: 4.54/5

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motifayk - August 22, 2011, 2:34 am
Its as if even the horse on her hat was looking down on her!
gas - August 8, 2011, 3:30 pm
definitely, that's the best picture you could choose xD


MATESHIP -




DESERTION -




INMATE'S ROSTER - LIONS, CHECK. GIRAFFES, CHECK. HIPPOS, CHECK. RACCOON, RACCOON, WHERE THE HECK IS HE?


TAGS: zoo inmate raccoon roster
Rating: 4.09/5

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steve1961 - January 1, 2013, 11:42 am
It's a coati and yes it is part of the raccoon family.
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:53 pm

That is Bob from acount-temps.
MFS - July 30, 2010, 2:43 pm
Great caption! 5 looks like some kind of lemur?
GreyScorpion - July 30, 2010, 2:40 pm
it's a koatis, and he has lousy penmanship
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 2:07 pm
It's a cacomistle, and it doesn't miss the raccoon one bit.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 1:34 pm
Nose is too long and body is too thin. Not a raccoon. It's obviously a tank.
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 1:14 pm
It looks like a Bandicoot
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2010, 11:28 am
What?.......You don't think that's a raccoon, do you?


LOCKED THREADS -


TAGS: nothing personal mate heart hammy
Rating: 3.71/5

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Hawamleh - March 17, 2012, 3:22 pm
I am indeed cranky, but it was a nice thread, i understand completely that you and the mod team have a valid reason, but it still blows, and no way I'm goin to politifake.. and axe it's a joke about the tearoom thread being locked.
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 2:58 pm
um can you explain?
crankyhead - March 17, 2012, 2:58 pm
No worries Hammy, I know you're just joking around. =)


WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT? - I mean, come on! It's almost as if you guys had never seen a naked yellow chick with blue hair before. Geez! Get a grip!


TAGS: first marge simpson then jessica rabbit and before you know it power girl is playmate of the year
Rating: 3.35/5

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DrEvo82 - October 12, 2009, 2:26 pm
Does the carpet match the dra**s?
ANON - October 12, 2009, 1:48 pm
Well then become available to us guys again Naru...and we wont have to get excited about this!


SNOW -




DARK ALLEYS - People you meet in dark alleys that call you "friend" or "mate" usually are not your friend or mate


TAGS: dark alley friend mate rnr
Rating: 3.05/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 23, 2008, 1:48 am
Seen it a thousand times.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 5:22 pm
Plus, they kill your parents and then you have to become Batman.


CLIMATEGATE - Regarding your Freedom of Information Act request for raw temperature data ....


TAGS: climategate global warming hoax
Rating: 3/5

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Derek - December 17, 2009, 5:07 pm
The denialists are forever grasping at anything that looks like a straw.
ThePhysicist - December 17, 2009, 3:23 pm
Like anyone but scientists would be able to read and understand it anyway.
Derek - November 30, 2009, 6:01 pm
Nobody is between you and the thermometer stand.


NO! NOT THE WINE! - Anything but that!




IT'S ALL GOOD MATE -


TAGS: mateship
Rating: 2/5

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GaryO - January 21, 2014, 10:06 am
So, is it my twisted imagination, or does the crude scribbling represent an adolescent male hobby?
LibbyHyett - January 21, 2014, 3:47 am
Neither, it's just the shadowing (it was a pencil drawing that was scanned and turned computery) :) Happy Australia Day! x
Greeny - January 20, 2014, 8:35 pm
Are those handfuls of pebbles or lotion?


Organic Mattresses -




Prep time -


TAGS: cooking cutie cremates cookies humor
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 11:05 pm
Not a blonde?
concern3 - January 16, 2017, 6:07 pm
Funny, UP yours


Hidden Talent -


TAGS: never under estimate your opponent
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 1, 2017, 7:10 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 1, 2017, 3:53 am
Nice, UP yours


Automation! -


TAGS: automate
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 15, 2014, 8:40 am
Looks rather heavenish. Wunner how far away the salsa machines are.
Oldsod - December 14, 2014, 8:58 pm
...and increase your blood pressure.


madonna -


TAGS: madonna boycott material radio trump
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - January 26, 2017, 9:15 am
nailed it, UP yours
Reality Lord - January 26, 2017, 6:15 am

partly true...the best people as well as the most obnoxious are usually boycotted. can't say i've ever had much respect for madonna.
EmilioDumphque - January 25, 2017, 5:07 pm
The best people usually are. I guess I'll have to start taking her seriously.


Presentation -




The Ultimate Challenge -


TAGS: breakfast the real ultimate challenge
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2017, 10:18 am
...or making coffee! chuckle, chuckle... successfully, I might add, unlike the morning that inspired this poster! Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - April 21, 2017, 3:56 am
I have a feeling you are always cooking. UP yours


Prejudice -




Big Ol Push -


TAGS: restroom stalemate
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 4, 2015, 4:28 am
been there...in the other stall (giggling)


Sympathy -


TAGS: inanimate objects signs loneliness disturbing
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:58 pm
Glad you like it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:58 pm
Exactly why I HATED working at night. The customers were creepy, but they come and go. It was the eerie coworkers who were there for the night, wondering through the store looking for the porthole to the reach the other side . . . Sorry, I've been scarred
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2016, 8:48 pm
So do I. XD
concern3 - November 3, 2016, 4:13 am
I hate when that happens, UP yours
mizzdizz - November 3, 2016, 12:38 am
LOL!!!! Makes you wonder what happens after hours, when the lights are low and everybody's gone for the night....!!!!! ^!


Global Warming -




300 pages -




Living On Thin Ice -




HANGOVER? -


TAGS: ultimate hangover cure
Rating: 3.4/5

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mizzdizz - June 6, 2015, 8:10 pm
Its obvious some of you are offended... When you have a hangover to beat all hangovers, have you ever said, "Will somebody just shoot me and put me out of my misery?" Tequila is especially good foe inducing that particular reaction. So is red wine.


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